The Truth Is Out There The X-Files Did anybody here ever see that 1997 movie “Conspiracy Theory?” In short, it’s about a cab driver (Mel Gibson), who believes that basically everything that happens in the world is a part of a vast conspiracy, most specifically about him. And then it starts to look like secret…
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Jake Tapper lays into Trump for spreading 'deranged' conspiracy theories
We are all Jake Tapper this morning. (Hey, it’s better than all of us being Chuck Todd. Though if I were, I’d shave off that fucking goatee posthaste, and advise you to do the same. It just doesn’t work for his face. I mean, seriously.) Tapper began CNN’s State of the Union this morning with…
Trump retweets conspiracy theory claiming Bill Clinton killed Jeffrey Epstein
Well, you knew this was coming … NBC News: President Donald Trump retweeted a conspiracy theory on Saturday evening alleging without evidence that former President Bill Clinton was connected to the death of wealthy financier and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, hours after Epstein was found dead by apparent suicide in his federal prison cell. “Died…
#ClintonBodyCount is trending courtesy of your friendly neighborhood trollbots
Don’t think the ratfuckers are still hard at work trying to elevate Donald Trump and smear Democrats? Well, take a gander at this: x Trollbots we are tracking are continuing to amplify the #ClintonBodyCount hashtag. You can use Bot Sentinel's trending topics date/time filter to see just how quickly the hashtag rocketed to number 2…
Trump official all but accuses the Clintons of killing Jeffrey Epstein
You may remember Lynne Patton from the Michael Cohen hearings, when she attempted to refute Cohen’s (rather obvious) assertion that Donald Trump is a racist. Well, now the regional HUD administrator for the Trump administration is stepping into the fray again to (naturally!) accuse Bill and Hillary Clinton of killing Jeffrey Epstein. Because that’s the kind…
NYT: Jeffrey Epstein 'hoped to seed human race with his DNA'
This is why we shouldn’t have billionaires. They have waaaaayyyy too much time on their hands and waaaaayyyy too many opportunities to act creepier than shit. The New York Times: Jeffrey E. Epstein, the wealthy financier who is accused of sex trafficking, had an unusual dream: He hoped to seed the human race with his DNA…
Epstein's special treatment extended to having his cell door unlocked in jail
Thank God Jeffy Epstein wasn’t selling loose cigarettes or stealing Tic Tacs in a three-strikes state. It was just human trafficking. Pfff. According to a Friday story in the Washington Post, Epstein was given kid-glove treatment while serving his sentence for sex crimes with a minor. “For the time being, I am authorizing that his cell door be…
NBC unearths 1992 footage of Trump and Epstein appearing to rate young women at a party
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump. Two gross peas in a pod. NBC has found some old footage of the actual president of the United States and his longtime pedophile friend appearing to rate young women at a party they both attended at Mar-a-Lago. They’re shown smiling and laughing together because, you know, Donald Trump was…
Paul Ryan, you are Lame
‘Don’t cheat on your wife. Don’t cheat on anything. Be a good person. Set a good example.’-Paul Ryan. The preceding quote was a reported candid criticism from the book, American Carnage: On the Front Lines of the Republican Civil War and the Rise of President Trump by Tim Alberta. My response to Mr. Ryan is,…
The “Everything Terrible Trump Has Done So Far” Omnibus (Week 129)
As part of the ongoing project to catalog every awful thing the Trump Administration has done as a reference for future political arguments and whatever few posterity survives to see 2020, here’s everything awful the Trump Administration has done this week. ____________________________________________________________________________ 1471. Continued to push for citizenship question on the census 1472. A judge ruled…
Alex Acosta's job is safe…Tick-tock-tick-tock
I wrote in an article yesterday about his pathetic one man dog-and-pony show that I had gone on an Official Acosta Resignation (or Termination) Watch. Nothing in the resulting fallout has made me change my mind, but I’ve fine tuned it a little bit. If there’s one thing that a broken down reality show retread like…
The “Allred Moment.”
The “Allred Moment.” That’s what Eugene Robinson called it on MSNBC last night, and I couldn’t have put it better meself. Now I know why the guy has a Pulitzer prize on his wall. But it was more than just a pretty bit of word smithing, I happen to think that he’s spot on. What…
Kicking your Way to the Goal of Equity
In the middle of a simmering rape scandal involving writer E. Jean Carroll and a peripheral connection to sex trafficking, with the arrest of Trump friend Jeffrey Epstein, the White House was furthered embarrassed today with the feting of the United States Women’s National (soccer) Team in New York this morning. The festive motorcade through…
28 women were flown to Mar-a-Lago for 'VIP party'; only Trump and Epstein were there
Donald Trump now claims he “wasn’t a fan” of gross skeev-monster Jeffrey Epstein, but history tells a different story. Courtesy of The New York Times, here’s another anecdote that will leave you regretting that you no longer have eyes to gouge out after reading the last Trump-Epstein story. The year was 1992 and the event was…
Witness who worked near Epstein's home once said, 'I often see Donald Trump' and 'loads of models'
Writing yesterday about the apparent conspiracy of silence surrounding Jeffrey Epstein’s well-known and sordid proclivities, New York Times columnist Michelle Goldberg noted that many powerful men protected Epstein over the years, for reasons known only to them. Goldberg mentioned journalist Vicky Ward, who had profiled Epstein in 2003 for Vanity Fair, and revealed that Ward…
We need to get rid of Cyrus Vance Jr.
I don’t care that he is a Democrat. Being District Attorney of New York County (what the island of Manhattan is called as a county — as a borough of NYC it is Manhattan) is to hold a safely Democratic seat. I don’t care that this DA had a distinguished father. All I need to…
So remember that 2018 BBC documentary alleging Trump preyed on underage models?
Jeffrey Epstein is getting his comeuppance for alleged sex trafficking of underage girls. Is it rude to point out that Epstein is an old Trump pal, of whom Trump once said this? “I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes…