Fox News contributor blames Barack and Michelle Obama for COVID school closings

Rachel Campos-Duffy is a former reality star … and some other things. Her husband, Sean, is a former GOP congressman from Hayward, Wisconsin, which is way, way up north. I’ve been to … Read More

Trump brags about wall he didn't build blocking COVID from country with far fewer cases than we have

Hey, guess what! Mexican immigrants spread disease! That’s why we need a wall! Or so says this moist, donkey-brained twit who’s scarcely said a true thing in three and a … Read More

While discussing hundreds of thousands of likely American deaths, Trump brags about bedding models

There is no bottom … No bottom … No, no bottom … Just stop looking for one … Please … (Second tweet) Trump has jokes: "The models show hundreds of … Read More

Trump asks the question on everyone's mind during CDC visit

Don’t worry, folks. He’s got this: x Trump is at the CDC talking to reporters about the coronavirus outbreak & just asked the Fox News reporter whether his townhall show … Read More

Paranoid Trump is convinced John Bolton shivved him over Ukraine

And, you know, he’s probably right. I mean, John Bolton is what you’d get if the demon from Child’s Play had possessed Orville Redenbacher instead. That caramel corn-looking motherfucker is evil … Read More

Trump on the Kurds: 'There's a lot of sand they can play with'

Yes, but what were the Kurds wearing when Turkey invaded? That’s what I want to know. x “It's not our problem,” Trump says in Oval Office of Turkey's invasion into … Read More

OMG. Look At Zelensky’s Face When drumpf Says He Hopes He and Putin can “solve your problem.”

The Orangutangal Orifice is in rare form today, telling the Ukrainian President he hopes that he and his good buddy Pootie “can get together and solve your problem.” OMG — … Read More

(R-Racist) Fla Gov. Candidate Ron DeSantis Says Fla. Shouldn't “Monkey This Up” Referring to Gillum.

Jebus. On Fox of course…. x Uh Ron DeSantis just said FL shouldn't “monkey this up” by electing Andrew Gillum pic.twitter.com/nDPp3Hx7zc — Steve Morris (@stevemorris__) August 29, 2018 Please, Florida, … Read More