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This is why you don’t take medical advice from failed meat-mongers who stare directly into the sun. As he was preparing to have his ass handed to him by Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (Uncle Joe presented said ass on a handcrafted olive-wood charcuterie board with a lovely selection of European artisanal cheeses, a...

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  • March 9, 2021

Wow: Michigan Senate Majority Leader Mike Shirkey (R) was caught on tape making cracks about physical violence against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D), who last year was the target of a kidnapping plot by right-wing militia extremists. He was also recorded spreading lies about the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S....

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  • February 10, 2021

This is what white privilege looks like: The podcast host Joe Rogan has said he will vote for Donald Trump over Joe Biden in the presidential election, should the former vice-president be the Democratic nominee. The comic was speaking on Friday’s edition of his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, which regularly tops the...

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  • April 5, 2020

Earlier this week, I highlighted how one of Trump’s favorite loyalists was jumping in to screw up the GOP’s chances of holding onto retiring U.S. Senator Johnny Isakson’s (R. GA) seat in next year’s special election: Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) warned Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp (R) on Friday that he could face...

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  • December 3, 2019

Three guesses why she’s leaving … The deep corruption of Spiro Agnew? No. Trey Gowdy’s fey Christmas elf hair? Nuh-uh. Oh, I know. Trump! That racist shitheel hardly any Republicans dare gainsay.  Elsa Alcala isn’t a prominent national figure, but she was a Texas judge, and her Dear Jackasses letter is...

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  • July 17, 2019

For the 147,296th time, no, I am not spiking the football. Every time I try that, the damn thing bounces back up and clips me in the nits. Two polls do not make a “trend,” but if yesterdays Marist and the CNN poll of a couple of days ago are accurate, and...

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  • January 18, 2019

They are not: Full Definition of militia 1 a :  a part of the organized armed forces of a country liable to call only in emergency b :  a body of citizens organized for military service 2 :  the whole body of able-bodied male citizens declared by law as being...

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  • January 4, 2016