“Eat the Rich”, because they still tasty
Twitter is dragging Jonathan Turley because of attributing a Rousseau quote to the Reign of Terror, but more likely because they mistook him for Jeffrey Toobin. That’s...
The Daily Bucket–In the Seventh year, Seven Daughters begat Seventy Sons.
Hi, Hoomans! The last couple of months have been a whirl! All I remember is waking up really horny and cold in the middle of...
Community Live Bloggers. First Press Briefing of the Biden Administration.
There’s actually a White House press briefing at 7pm ET. Just in case you’re watching it live. MSM is comparing the use of press briefings...
MyPillow guy reassures D.C. deludenoids: 'Donald Trump was picked for eight years by God, not four'
I’ve seen clips of Trumpies insisting they’ll be at Donald Trump’s inauguration on January 20, 2021. They’ve already booked their rooms and everything! Come on! Of...
The Daily Bucket–Major Crimes, Mammal Division
Name’s Red. Red Woodman, Major Mammal Crimes Detective. This is supposed to be my last day on the job is I can make it through....
The Daily Bucket: Rubies in the Sky with Diamonds, and Gold amid the tannin-stained Waters
The hummingbirds dash around my back yard, as hard to track as a feathered 3-card monte game; are there 2 or 3 or 4 hummers?...
The Daily Bucket–Small battlegrounds
For six years, tadpoles have morphed into tiny chorus frogs in my backyard ponds. But once they’ve turned into frogs I seldom see them again....
'How much Trump stink is on my résumé right now?' WH staffers face uncertain job prospects
Before Sean Spicer was a fluorescent yellow canary-man who danced like a frog trying to escape from a bucket, he was Donald Trump’s press secretary....
'How much Trump stink is on my resume right now?' WH staffers face uncertain job prospects
Before Sean Spicer was a fluorescent yellow canary-man who danced like a frog trying to escape from a bucket, he was Donald Trump’s press secretary....
The Daily Bucket–Soros and my friends, the yellow jackets.
“Oyez! The Summer Session of Frog Court is called to order, Judge Jeramiah Bullfrog presiding,” honked the Bailiff, who was a Canadian goose. In strode...
Breaking: Trump's HHS alters CDC documents for political reasons.
40,000 cases a day and 1,000 deaths a day but this is altered? I just saw this on CNN. Is this not criminal? www.cnn.com/... (CNN)Trump-appointed...
You are important and not losers. Do not listen to a Madman. Thanks for serving.
I had to go to bed last night very early as I was so upset. I then thought, this is what this madman wants. I...
The Daily Bucket: Saving the Redwoods #3; We Knocked off a Gas Station.
An Oregon developer of a proposed gas station next to a creek and wetlands has withdrawn his application. In short: Victory! Withdrawn App, how sweet...
The Daily Bucket–Frog Court Confidential
I’m Red Woodman, Senior Investigator for what we call the “Frog Court.” If I can just get through today, I can retire with a pension. But...
Did an ex-military contractor throw IEDs at Portland protesters
Like the DHS and DoJ contractors deployed with the miscellaneous tactical units, a variety of former military are formally and informally at play during the...
The Daily Bucket–Did Feng Shui Save the Fledglings?
My prodigal son and his advanced science teaching degree came home awhile ago. While schools are closed, He’d been hiking in the Rockies. His discoveries...
The Daily Bucket–Let all the Little Creatures Come Forth
Multiple robins have occupied my yard for months now. Somehow their presence seemed to make the Spring come a few days sooner. I cannot tell...
The Daily Bucket– The Innocence Project Appeals to Frog Court.
I reached for the grimy tumbler. It was empty. Not even any ice. I reached for the whiskey bottle. It was empty too. This was...
The Daily Bucket–The Robins Persist
But just a day or two after Billy Heron, the patriarch of my back yard gardens and ponds left, Cocky Robin brushed aside the murmured...
Right will try to morph Biden into Trump to level morality field
Nicolle Wallace expressed perfectly what the right intends to do with Joe Biden. Unfortunately for Trump, they did not count on a pandemic crashing the...
The Daily Bucket–Frog Court–Capital Crimes Division (Trigger)
“Oyez, I call Frog Court into session,” rumbled Chief Justice Jeremiah, himself a very large bullfrog. “Bailiff, read the opening Declaration.” The impossibly tall Bailiff...
The Daily Bucket–Life Springs.
These frog eggs sacs presented a vivid image within a few dys of the mating. Shingy white eggs quivered, suspended in a light green jello....
The Daily Bucket– Where Dozens once Hoped, Hundreds now Surge.
Although evening temperatures skirt 32 F, the native Chorus Frogs of NW Oregon continue to meet and mate. I spotted an single egg sac with...
The Daily Bucket: The Great Cycle of Life Accelerates
On February 3, 2020, several chorus frogs assembled around my back yard ponds and began singing, successfully, for mates. I dug out these ponds six years...
Drive the scorpion media crazy – vote for Warren
I am sure many of you know the fable to the scorpion and the frog. The scorpion needs to get across a stream. The scorpion...
Make no mistake, centrism is an ideology and it has consequences
I don't play chess but if I did, I am sure I would equate today's politics with three-dimensional chess. And in the game, the middle...
The Daily Bucket–I Shouldn't Wear White, and You Can't Afford a Ring
I began tracking the migrations of the Great Egret (ardea alba), when I worked at a golf course near Banks in NW Oregon. An Egret...
The Daily Bucket–Odyssey of the Ancient Lotuses
A year ago, I attempted to resurrect a handful of lotus seeds, that had sat, forgotten, on a high shelf, for almost 20 years. I...
Don Jr: “How can Democrats beat Trump if they can't boot Sean Spicer from DWTS?”
For some Trumpers, not even the spawn is racist enough for some of its followers in 2020. Still early days, but Trumpism may be in...
The Daily Bucket–The Foliage Frogs of Fall.
Some years I stop seeing my tiny backyard frogs by August. The Spring-hatch of tadpoles have all morphed, and the older frogs have dispersed to nearby...
The Daily Bucket–The Artichoke Frog
I ventured out into a crisp Autumn morning with my camera. This was the first year we’d successfully grew artichokes in our backyard and I...
The Daily Bucket–You Can't Hide Beautiful
Yesterday I went looking for an especially beautifully colored chorus frog that had shown up in my Lamb’s Ear. To my prolonged amusement, this lovely...
The Daily Bucket–The Frog Goddess
Dozens of tadpoles are morphing into tiny frogs in my backyard ponds. This year, they are morphing busily in late August. In prior years, they...
The Daily Bucket–The Tadpoles of August
In August, many tadpoles in my hand-dug backyard ponds change into small chorus frogs. For several years now, the frogs have returned to my backyard...
The Daily Bucket–The 2nd Yellow Jacket Handling Cult Meeting has been cancelled.
Can you tell the difference from 10 feet? At night? When it’s buzzing right at you? Last year, a large wasp nest appeared under the rafters...
The Daily Bucket–Mom and Dad Junco
The Oregon Junco is a locally abundant genus of sparrow, also known as a dark-eyed junco, and is the only bird sporting the Oregon State Name...
Breaking–Daily Bucket: Frog Court Asserts Jurisdiction over Individual-1.
As the current President (hereinafter Individual-1) strode down the dank tunnels under the White House, on his way to watch 8 hours of Fox news, his...
The Daily Bucket–They've got Equinox birthdays, they've got Solstice Legs.
For the fifth year in a row, the tiny native Chorus Frogs have returned with the Winter Solstice moon, to breed in my back yard...
The Primary Primer – June 4, 2019
This isn’t going to be a daily feature, it’s too early for that, and too jumbled. Rather, it’s going to be more of a weekly...
The Daily Bucket–The Belly Flopping Heron
For over a decade, Great Blue Herons have visited my backyard ponds in NW Oregon. They’ve eaten some of my goldfish, driven away all of...
The Daily Bucket–Take-out Orders from the Frog Mitigation Area.
Herons are taking fish and frogs “to go” out of my backyard ponds, for trips to their nearby nests. I watch a heron go after the goldfish in...
The Daily Bucket–Life Bursts Forth
Less than 30 days after the chorus frogs began mating on the Spring Solstice in the Frog Mitigation Area. Hundreds of tadpoles have already hatched...
The Daily Bucket–Frog Erotica
For many of us, the loud rapid croaking of peeper frogs fills the Spring air. Varieties of the thumb-sizer peeper, or chorus, or tree frogs ...
The Daily Bucket: The Chorus Frogs Mate at the Spring Equinox.
The chorus frogs have returned to the Frog Mitigation Area again this Spring. These tiny native frogs first occupied two small ponds in my backyard...
The Daily Bucket–The Snail Whisperer
I recently set up a 5 gallon aquarium and germinated lotuses in it from storied seeds. I purchased two Japanese “trapdoor” snails to eat the...
The Daily Bucket–Flooded!!
This week of dire weather forecasts for the Pacific Northwest saw a year’s worth of snow fall on Seattle in a few remarkable days. Yet the...
The Daily Bucket–There's a thousand stories in Frog Court.
The ”Frog Court” originated as result of a sealed court settlement over an unfortunate incident regarding Nixon EPA Administrator Anne Gorsche, prescription drugs, a government...
Networks give Trump a primetime slot for his lie-filled wall propaganda (update)
UPDATE: CNN reports that the big four networks are deliberating whether to give Trump the prime-time slot, but that CNN and Fox News have already agreed to air...
The Daily Bucket–Frog Court investigates Koch Bros./Bullfrog Voter Fraud Collusion
The two brothers looked out from their penthouse at their priceless view of Manhattan, but both watched the clock turn over to 7:15:00 PM, Eastern...
Lots of bad news for Trump in latest NBC/WSJ poll
I wouldn’t wish what’s happening to Donald Trump on my worst enemy. Would I wish it on the country’s worst enemy? Oh, fuck yeah. This and...
