… in the Caribbean, of course. The Genocidal Genoan never set foot in what we now know as the United States. And he had no idea where he was. And the “American way of life” he started was slavery. And greed/plunder. And wanton cruelty. And mass murder. But other than that — inspirational, Mr. President! x…
Category: FourthofJuly
The 4th or the 19th?
President Donald Trump said a few days ago that in a mask, he believes he looks like the “Lone Ranger.” Setting aside, that even the simplest of comparisons escape him—the Lone Ranger wore his mask over his eyes, the irony of his Lone Ranger analogy is far beyond his comprehension. According to TV lore, the…
Republicans routinely ignore GOP Hatch Act violations
Writers, bloggers, commenters, and pundits nearly exhausted the dictionary in the runup to the president’s July 4th Trumpapalooza™. With his tanks, parades, flyovers, and personal address, Donald Trump’s appropriation of America’s Independence Day rightly earned descriptions ranging from inappropriate, disgusting, and self-serving to grotesque, Orwellian, and masturbatory. But word that the Republican National Committee was…
BREAKING: Flash Flood Watch for DC Tonight (Updated)
At 11:45 EDT, the National Weather Service issued a flood watch for the DC area: Flash Flood Watch for portions of Maryland, The District of Columbia, and northern Virginia, including . . . The District of Columbia. . . Until 8 PM this evening. Slow moving showers and thunderstorms are expected to develop after 1…
WH officials worried 'Salute to America' will be an inauguration-like flop: 'Heads are spinning'
How sad when the circus comes to town and nobody attends. Sad, sad clowns all around. White House officials are reportedly concerned that tomorrow’s Nuremberg Rally Salute to America event will turn out to be an embarrassment for the ocher arschloch, reminiscent of his inauguration, which was lightly attended compared to that of our nation’s…
WaPo: Trump is looking to turn Washington's July 4 celebration into a campaign rally
I suppose this is the 2019 equivalent of endlessly gawking at fabric swatches. Donald Trump — party planner. Apparently, Donald Trump has oafishly clambered into the planning process for our nation’s annual Fourth of July celebration, and — holy shit! — he’s making it all about himself. Who could have seen that coming? The Washington…
