Oh, yeah, the “suburban housewife” is going to be voting for Donald Trump, all right. Suburban women just love this kind of rhetoric. In one morning, Trump out-gaffed Joe Biden for the rest of the year, referring to VP candidate Kamala Harris as a “mad woman” and saying Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a dumb person who “yaps.” Oh,…
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AOC: Trump got pranked by teenagers into thinking his Tulsa rally would be HUGE
And the children shall lead … x Actually you just got ROCKED by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign w/ fake ticket reservations & tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID Shout out to Zoomers. Y’all make me so proud….
We’re the makers, they’re the takers: Billionaires only exist because we let them
During the 2012 Republican National Convention, the GOP hit on a novel strategy for winning over voters. Because their presumptive nominee was the warm-blooded vertebrate equivalent of low-sodium pretzels and day-old O’Doul’s backwash, party leaders decided a good way to rouse their base was to lie their asses off about Barack Obama. After “I Have…
Ted Cruz tried to explain science to AOC, but he inconveniently forgot he's dumb
Oh, it’s like shooting transitional fish fossils in a barrel. First, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rightly pointed out that Mike Pence is to science as Donald Trump is to leafy green vegetables: x Mike Pence literally does not believe in science. It is utterly irresponsible to put him in charge of US coronavirus response as the…
MA-Sen: Jane Fonda Endorses Green New Deal Co-Author, Sen. Ed Markey (D), For Re-Election
Received this e-mail from Actress & Activist, Jane Fonda, in support of U.S. Senator Ed Markey’s (D. MA) re-election campaign: Sen. Ed Markey (D. MA) I’m reaching out today to ask you to join me in supporting my friend and co-author of the Green New Deal, Senator Ed Markey. As you may have heard, I’ve…
MA-Sen: Why The Filibuster Is The Big Issue In The Primary Between Markey (D) & Kennedy (D)
Here’s the latest news out of Massachusetts: Representative Joseph P. Kennedy III, the last member of the Democratic dynasty serving in Washington, plans to formally announce Saturday that he is launching a primary challenge to Senator Edward J. Markey, an audacious political move that could open fissures within the Democratic Party and reshape the Massachusetts…
AOC throws shade at 'Straight Pride' Parade
Biggest shock of the new millennium: Straight white women were not flocking to Boston’s “Straight Pride” parade in droves yesterday. God only knows why. Oh, but they did have a T-rex, and one of those inflatable-wavy-arm-tube-men you see in front of car washes. Also, unfortunately for them, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was watching: For men who are allegedly…
TX-Sen: Climate Change Denying Moron Busted At Koch Brothers Event Trashing The Green New Deal
Of course he would: U.S. Senator John Cornyn positioned himself at the forefront of the resistance to the Green New Deal on Wednesday in Houston, touting a conservative think tank’s new study that claims the legislation would raise the average Texas family’s annual electricity bill by more than $12,000 over the next decade. The Green…
AOC calls out #MoscowMitch over his El Paso crocodile tears
We definitely need more of this from Democrats when they’re at loggerheads with their morally challenged brethren across the aisle — because we’re well the fuck past being cordial. In the wake of the deadly El Paso shooting, #MoscowMitch thought he’d slip in a fake condolence tweet before moving on with his oily, squandered life, but Rep….
Both Sides Do it… ‘Again’
Two-hundred and forty combined Congressmen and women voted to officially condemn Donald Trump, for maligning 4 American female members of Congress, of color, as interlopers, who should “go back” to the country from “which they came.” With racism staring him squarely in the face yesterday, Mitch McConnell defended Donald Trump with a cheap imitation. “Everyone…
The Mooch returns! … to call out Donald Trump's racism
When you’ve lost this loony bird, you know you’ve gone off the deep end (or should know, anyway). Would @realDonaldTrump ever tell a white immigrant – whether 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th+ generation – to "go back to your country"? No. That's why the comments were racist and unacceptable. America is a nation of immigrants…
A photographer got a shot of Trump's racist notes on AOC, 'The Squad' from today's presser
Can’t this idiot remember his own racist dog whistles? Someone has to write them down for him? Washington Post photographer Jabin Botsford apparently got a snap today of Trump’s crib notes, in which he attacks Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, et al., for their alleged hatred of America — even though they’re clearly not the ones…
Lindsey Graham viciously attacks 'The Squad' — manages to bootlick while keeping his lips moving
Lindsey Graham appeared on everyone’s favorite intellectual black hole this morning (i.e., Fox & Friends) to regale the three alabaster dopes with his own brand of projection and unhinged racism. (Wait, is it really his own brand? Or is it more like bathtub meth made with a generic version of Sudafed? I’ll get back to…
Hillary!
Ooooooooohhhhhhh, snap! x They're from America, and you're right about one thing: Currently their government is a complete and total catastrophe. https://t.co/NvsnFSN8mb — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 14, 2019 Can’t add anything to this. Oy. Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its breathlessly awaited sequel Dear F*cking Moron:…
Geraldo Rivera just found out Trump is a racist
So if you had one of the most fatuous, lurid, crass, and tasteless shows of the ‘90s, for Christ’s sake, and you were best known for opening a vault on national television that somehow had less musty garbage in it than your own mustache, you’d think it would be hard to fall any further. Oh,…
Trump claims AOC 'knows nothing,' rants and raves 'like a lunatic'
Pot, meet kettle. The Hill: President Trump reportedly praised Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) for having a “certain talent,” going so far as to compare her to the former first lady of Argentina, Eva Perón. But the president tempered that praise by saying that the freshman lawmaker “knows nothing,” according to the soon-to-be released book, “American Carnage: On the…
When will people learn to stop taunting AOC on Twitter? Another 'giant' falls
Piers Morgan thought he could best Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter, which is a little like a chewed legume challenging Usain Bolt to a footrace. Needless to say, it didn’t go well. For him. After AOC mused on Twitter that maybe — just maybe — our country should leave diplomacy to diplomats instead of ceding the…
Playing the Oldies
The wrong awaited announcement of Donald J. Trump’s reelection campaign kicked off in Orlando, Florida last night. As wrong as he was for announcing “the Wall” promised to be paid for by the Mexican government in 2015 and leading the crowd in chants of “lock her up,” the Trump reruns have begun in earnest. Unlike…
NYT: Hope Hicks faces 'existential question' over subpoena; AOC, et al., ain't havin' it
I mean, come on. Look how pretty she is! A doe-eyed, unblemished ingenue who couldn’t possibly have done anything wrong because … well, look at that dress! Snow white! And she looks so graceful. Like Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis lightly sprinkled in Cheeto dust. Why would the House ever subpoena such an angel? Unless they want to ask…
Fox mentioned AOC 3,181 times in 42 days
Okay, okay. I’ve mentioned Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at least that many times in the past six weeks, but to be fair, her name is also my mantra. And not just because I hope to conjure her so we can spend a few chill Friday nights eating vegan fudge and playing Mario Kart until the evening devolves…