AOC throws shade at 'Straight Pride' Parade

Biggest shock of the new millennium: Straight white women were not flocking to Boston’s “Straight Pride” parade in droves yesterday. God only knows why. Oh, but they did have a T-rex, and one of those inflatable-wavy-arm-tube-men you see in front of car washes. Also, unfortunately for them, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was watching: For men who are allegedly…

AOC calls out #MoscowMitch over his El Paso crocodile tears

We definitely need more of this from Democrats when they’re at loggerheads with their morally challenged brethren across the aisle — because we’re well the fuck past being cordial.  In the wake of the deadly El Paso shooting, #MoscowMitch thought he’d slip in a fake condolence tweet before moving on with his oily, squandered life, but Rep….

Both Sides Do it… ‘Again’

Two-hundred and forty combined Congressmen and women voted to officially condemn Donald Trump, for maligning 4 American female members of Congress, of color, as interlopers, who should “go back” to the country from “which they came.”  With racism staring him squarely in the face yesterday, Mitch McConnell defended Donald Trump with a cheap imitation.  “Everyone…

The Mooch returns! … to call out Donald Trump's racism

When you’ve lost this loony bird, you know you’ve gone off the deep end (or should know, anyway). Would @realDonaldTrump ever tell a white immigrant – whether 1st, 2nd, 3rd or 4th+ generation – to "go back to your country"? No. That's why the comments were racist and unacceptable. America is a nation of immigrants…

Hillary!

Ooooooooohhhhhhh, snap! x They're from America, and you're right about one thing: Currently their government is a complete and total catastrophe. https://t.co/NvsnFSN8mb — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 14, 2019 Can’t add anything to this. Oy. Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its breathlessly awaited sequel Dear F*cking Moron:…

Geraldo Rivera just found out Trump is a racist

So if you had one of the most fatuous, lurid, crass, and tasteless shows of the ‘90s, for Christ’s sake, and you were best known for opening a vault on national television that somehow had less musty garbage in it than your own mustache, you’d think it would be hard to fall any further. Oh,…

Trump claims AOC 'knows nothing,' rants and raves 'like a lunatic'

Pot, meet kettle. The Hill: President Trump reportedly praised Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) for having a “certain talent,” going so far as to compare her to the former first lady of Argentina, Eva Perón. But the president tempered that praise by saying that the freshman lawmaker “knows nothing,” according to the soon-to-be released book, “American Carnage: On the…

Playing the Oldies

The wrong awaited announcement of Donald J. Trump’s reelection campaign kicked off in Orlando, Florida last night. As wrong as he was for announcing “the Wall” promised to be paid for by the Mexican government in 2015 and leading the crowd in chants of “lock her up,” the Trump reruns have begun in earnest. Unlike…

Fox mentioned AOC 3,181 times in 42 days

Okay, okay. I’ve mentioned Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at least that many times in the past six weeks, but to be fair, her name is also my mantra. And not just because I hope to conjure her so we can spend a few chill Friday nights eating vegan fudge and playing Mario Kart until the evening devolves…