This year appears to have a rather sadistic bent as it relentlessly piles on melodramas and anxieties. It's not bad enough that we are suffering through a deadly pandemic that is being dreadfully mismanaged by Donald Trump. We are also having to deal with an economy in recession and civil unrest triggered by systemic racism….
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Mark Meadows: Trump 'is the only president who actually went after a terrorist and took him out'
This morning on Fox & Friends, where brain cells go to die, White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows claimed only Donald Trump goes after and takes out terrorists. Though his memory seemed, shall we say, selective. x On Fox & Friends, Mark Meadows lies that Donald Trump is “the only president who actually went…
Good lord, the Dear Leader cult has colonized Planet Cray-Cray
What on God’s green Earth could possibly account for such uncommon unhingery? x On Fox & Friends, Ainsley Earhardt says Trump never loses his temper and always answers when reporters ask him tough questions. Wow— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) February 4, 2020 < p class=”is-empty-p”> EARHARDT: “Donald Trump says some things and he will go after…
Conservatives far angrier about WH leakers than the corruption of their president
The BIG BOLTON BOMBSHELL is the talk of the town this morning, and, of course, every last American is simply outraged that it’s now basically irrefutable that our pr*sident is a corrupt, venal maniac who bribes other countries with foreign aid in order to secure sleazy political favors. Ha ha ha! Oh, you naif. Of…
Tan Suit-gate 2: Nancy Pelosi wore pink while signing articles of impeachment!
You all remember that time Barack Obama wore a tan suit, right? It was the most undignified thing a president had ever done or ever would do. Well, conservatives, who apparently are only concerned with textile-related vulgarities, are at it again. After whining about the souvenir pens Nancy Pelosi handed out after signing the articles…
Fox News host: Mueller doesn't know the details of the Mueller report
Fox News could easily replace Brian Kilmeade with a backyard chicken impaled on a mop handle and few would notice. But that would be cruel, and I certainly don’t endorse it. In fact, as a vegan animal rights advocate, I’m more than happy to let the cruelty be beamed over the teevee box in my…
Fox & Friends complain that John Dean tweets too much and uses too many insulting nicknames
Guys, it’s one thing to kill irony and another to dismember its corpse, make a davenport out of its skin, and sit in it while you spew random syllables like a drowned Teddy Ruxpin. Via Media Matters: BRIAN KILMEADE (CO-HOST): This is what he thinks of Donald Trump: He has horrible things to say about Ronald…
Fox & Friends complains that John Dean tweets too much and uses too many insulting nicknames
Guys, it’s one thing to kill irony and another to dismember its corpse, make a davenport out of its skin, and sit on it while you spew random syllables like a drowned Teddy Ruxpin. Via Media Matters: BRIAN KILMEADE (CO-HOST): This is what [John Dean] thinks of Donald Trump: He has horrible things to say about Ronald…
Fox & Friends on Trump losing $1 billion: 'If anything, it's pretty impressive'
We’re about a year away from state-run television Fox News declaring that Donald Trump’s ballooning weight proves he’s ascending to the godhead. I mean, gods have to be big and unnaturally hued, right? For example, Ganesh is a big blue elephant. It couldn’t be more obvious. So the latest Fox & Friends spin on Dear…
Fox & Friends host: Mary Magdalene brought Jesus' crown of thorns to Paris
Oh, the things you can learn from Fox News. For instance, “Santa Claus is white.” “Donald Trump is a normal human being.” And now — just in time for Easter! — “Mary Magdalene brought Jesus’ crown of thorns to (wait for it!) Paris!” x Yes, @ainsleyearhardt actually DID say Mary Magdalene brought Jesus' Crown of Thorns…
Fox & Friends deletes tweet bragging about Trump's crappy approval rating
One day, Brian Kilmeade will donate his brain to science. And soon after that, you’ll be able to buy it on Craigslist for 35 cents and a pouch of magic beans. And then, God willing, you’ll be able to find out exactly which Tinker Toy has been lodged in his occipital lobe since 1968. Until then, you’ll…
Fox & Friends host says America is great because 'we defeated communist Japan'
Let’s be clear. Fox & Friends isn’t just some shit-kicking local morning show in Rhinelander, Wisconsin, giving out tips on where to find the best cheese curds and night crawlers. The actual president of the United States watches it every day, and gives it more credence than the CIA, FBI, National Security Council, and Carson…
