Breaking! Kellyanne Conway tweets something monumentally dishonest and stupid!

Earlier today, failed standup comedian and even-more-failed human being Kellyanne Conway tweeted this:

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Kellyanne Conway, meet Michael Flynn.

Also, Gregory Craig, the former White House counsel in question, last worked for Obama in 2010. He was indicted for crimes he allegedly committed in 2012. It’s not like the guy was Obama’s former campaign manager or longtime lawyer or anything

So, yeah, try again, Barbie Riefenstahl. And good luck in your lifelong search for a soul. (Hmm, have you tried Savers?)

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