Bloomberg is running

Exactly what we need — another billionaire with more money than sense.

Are the billionaires coming out of the woodwork just because they want to keep Elizabeth Warren from becoming president? It sure feels that way.


Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is making a late entry into the presidential race, a move that could upend the Democratic nominating contest this spring.

He had initially ruled out a presidential run in March, saying that while he believed that he would defeat President Trump in a general election, that he was “clear-eyed about the difficulty of winning the Democratic nomination in such a crowded field.”

His decision to join the race less than three months before voters start to cast ballots is a reflection of his view that the current field of Democratic candidates was not positioned to defeat Trump in a general election, and that a candidate with his experience and centrist politics would have a better chance of doing so.

Sure, he’d be 100 times better than Donald Trump, but so would Honey Boo Boo.

I think we have a pretty good field. This feels like Skynet sending a Terminator to stop Warren from changing the future. If this bot fails, they’ll send more.

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