First up … Gallant:


And now … Goofus:



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Joe Biden isn’t my first choice — not by a long shot. But he might end up as our nominee. And wouldn’t you feel a lot better voting for the guy who wrote that first tweet than the dipshit troglodyte who wrote the second?

Cory Booker is everything Trump isn’t: brilliant, knowledgeable, moral, honest, and passionate about helping people and improving our country.

Given the choice between Booker and Biden, I’d choose Booker. But let’s face it — the gap between Trump and Biden is a huge fucking chasm, whereas the space between Booker and Biden, while pretty significant, is far narrower.

We can vote that second guy out of office. Then Booker will get the last laugh. And Biden too. And all the rest of us, for that matter.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.

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