Biden 2020: He Can Run and Drink Water

Donald Trump has said in the past that exercise is bad for you, so maybe his frailty and lack of vigor are no surprise. 

Of course, he opened himself up to this when he claimed in 2016 that Hillary didn’t have the stamina to be president. That was almost certainly projection, but one wonders how he’s going to counter this:

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Or this …

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— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) June 14, 2020



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Do you have any doubt that if the running shoe were on the other foot, MAGAs would be touting Trump’s supposed physical fortitude?

Joe Biden is simply better than Donald Trump — physically, mentally, emotionally, morally, and in every other conceivable way. 

Biden looked like a long-distance runner bounding up that West Point ramp. Trump looked like a sick cow who’d received no bids at a livestock auction being led back out to pasture.

The choice is easy.

Biden 2020

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