Looks like someone forgot to scrub his Twitter account.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 4, 2020
Okay then …
Oh, and while we’re on the subject, this …
Of course, if you believe anything Donald Trump says at this point, your brain is basically a DQ Blizzard. (And not the Oreo kind. Maybe one with Hydrox cookies and potting soil.)
Sorry, Donny. This story is believable. I don’t think I’d believe it about anyone else on the planet, but you? There’s clearly no bottom when it comes to you. This is nauseating, but I’d bet you’ve said at least 10 things worse than this since Tuesday.
Let’s get rid of this turd, tout de suite.
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