Baltimore mayor to Trump: Stay away!

Donald Trump is scheduled to visit Baltimore on Memorial Day, and Baltimore’s mayor doesn’t want him there. Can you blame him? Who would want that tactless, maskless disease vector anywhere near their city? You might as well give the key to the city to late-stage syphilis.

Not sure why Trump would want to visit a city he’s called a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess,” but consistency isn’t really his thing.

Plus there’s this virus that’s still killing hundreds of Americans every day. Not sure if Trump has heard about it. Sure seems like he hasn’t — or doesn’t care, anyway.

Also, Trump doesn’t wear a mask — because God forbid he look ridiculous or silly or something.

Oh, uh. Never mind.



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