Yesterday at a White House Hanukkah party, Donald Trump appeared to suggest he had served in the military.



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Donald Trump — rather famously — did not serve in the military. He was stateside soaking his bone spurs in Palmolive dishwashing liquid.

He did go to military school. Not remotely the same thing.

In short, going to the Hogwarts school at Disneyland doesn’t make you a wizard. It makes you a fan.

Trump is a fan of the military. There are simply not enough adult diapers in the Western Hemisphere to safely send him into combat.

But I have no doubt he thinks marching around in a stupid hat on a balmy day is the same thing as getting tortured in a bamboo cage for five years in the Hanoi Hilton.

Why? Because, as you well know, the man is bonkers.

Full stop.

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