Arizona 'election auditor' is checking ballots for bamboo, because they obviously came from Asia
Okay, I knew the current Arizona election audit was a wacky cavalcade of feckless tomfoolery, but I never expected this. Dude is checking for bamboo in Arizona’s 2020 election ballots because he thinks they may have been smuggled in from Asia.
Say, maybe this guy should toss all the uncounted ballots in the panda paddock at the Phoenix Zoo to see which ones the li’l critters find most delicious. If they scarf down more Biden-Harris ballots than Trump-Pence ballots, you’ve got your proof. Finally! A break in the case!