AOC throws shade at 'Straight Pride' Parade

Biggest shock of the new millennium: Straight white women were not flocking to Boston’s “Straight Pride” parade in droves yesterday.

God only knows why.

Oh, but they did have a T-rex, and one of those inflatable-wavy-arm-tube-men you see in front of car washes.

Also, unfortunately for them, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was watching:

Not much of a parade … but they do appear to have a real strong, solid grip on those flag poles. Wonder why.

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