Biggest shock of the new millennium: Straight white women were not flocking to Boston’s “Straight Pride” parade in droves yesterday.
God only knows why.
Oh, but they did have a T-rex, and one of those inflatable-wavy-arm-tube-men you see in front of car washes.
Also, unfortunately for them, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was watching:
For men who are allegedly so “proud” of being straight, they seem to show real incompetence at attracting women to their event.
Seems more like a “I-Struggle-With-Masculinity” parade to me. 🤷🏽♀️
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 31, 2019
Not much of a parade … but they do appear to have a real strong, solid grip on those flag poles. Wonder why.
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