Alyssa Milano calls for universal sex strike 'until we get bodily autonomy back'

Well, this is good news for men who work in the lotion industry, but that’s about it. Short of a lard embargo, I can’t imagine what would get Donald Trump’s attention faster. 

Milano and others have been talking about a boycott of film and TV projects filmed in Georgia, which has become a prime location for such productions since the state created generous tax breaks for the industry more than a decade ago. So the state could theoretically lose The Walking Dead — while creating a much larger horde of walking dead men who will suddenly and mysteriously feel motivated to march on the state capital demanding women get their rights back.

And, hey, I assume this boycott applies to pool boys, too. Solidarity, brother. Solidarity.

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