Adam Schiff: The whistleblower has agreed to testify — as soon as this week

Well, that escalated quickly:

We have been informed by the whistleblowerÃ¢Â€Â™s counsel that their client would like to speak to our committee and has requested guidance from the Acting DNI as to how to do so.

WeÃ¢Â€Â˜re in touch with counsel and look forward to the whistleblowerÃ¢Â€Â™s testimony as soon as this week.

— Adam Schiff (@RepAdamSchiff) September 24, 2019

I can only assume Schiff and the rest of the committee will have some questions.

I know I have a few.

Like … “Do you think Donald Trump is guilty?” and “Exactly how guilty do you think Donald Trump is?”

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