A climber scaled a replica of Trump's 'impenetrable' wall … while juggling

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Okay, a couple days ago I dispatched a missive telling y’all that an 8-year-old had climbed a replica of Donald Trump’s “impenetrable” wall. And it was the funniest shit I’d ever heard in my everlasting giggle-fucking-fest of a life.

Until the following.

The guy who invited the 8-year-old has now summoned more climbers.

“Numerous people” have so far climbed the wall, according to a report in The Hill.

One novice climber scaled the wall in about a minute.

And then there was this guy:

Another climber, 29-year-old Erik Kloeker, made it over the wall in approximately 30 seconds during a demonstration for reporters. He later climbed the wall a second time while also juggling.


And now you know the rest of the story.

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  • October 12, 2019