I’m not one to engage in hyperbole, even though I’m fucking awesome at it. If I wanted to, I could give you hyperbole like no one’s ever seen before. Believe me.
So comparing Trump to Hitler or Pol Pot or a mad, syphilitic hyena or a crazed fruit bat sucking the life from the raw, chafed teat of liberal democracy is not really my bag.
That said, this new ad from Meidas Touch actually seems fairly measured considering we’ve been pretty much neck deep in Satan shit for the past three and a half years now.
Also, I like that hashtag: #TrumpKillsUs.
And as tough as Trump is weak.
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