Donald Trump is scheduled to visit Baltimore on Memorial Day, and Baltimore’s mayor doesn’t want him there. Can you blame him? Who would want that tactless, maskless disease vector anywhere near their city? You might as well give the key to the city to late-stage syphilis.
Dear Mr. President @realDonaldTrump, please stay home! The City of Baltimore is currently under a Stay at Home order for the safety of our residents, who have been hit hard by #COVID19. pic.twitter.com/7FwrHIHyeX— Mayor Bernard C. Jack Young (@mayorbcyoung) May 21, 2020
Plus there’s this virus that’s still killing hundreds of Americans every day. Not sure if Trump has heard about it. Sure seems like he hasn’t — or doesn’t care, anyway.
Also, Trump doesn’t wear a mask — because God forbid he look ridiculous or silly or something.
Oh, uh. Never mind.
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