Host at Reopen Arizona rally urges participants to hold hands and touch each other

Watching videos of these rallies is like watching a squirrel play with a downed power line. What do these people think is going to happen? Really, what? How can this possibly end well?

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My favorite part of that video is the guy proudly holding a “Ducebag Is a Dumb-a-Crap” sign as they all sing “Amazing Grace.” Do you think Jesus is watching and thinking, “Aww, how sweet”? Or is He wondering who raptured their brains out of their heads prematurely?

And, of course, epidemiology is now just another deep-state plot — because, sure, why not?

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— Michael Doudna (@MichaelDoudna) May 4, 2020

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— Michael Doudna (@MichaelDoudna) May 3, 2020

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The Diaper Rebellion is in full swing, folks. Be the contagion you wish to see in the world! Maybe these people can all get together and throw a shipment of testing swabs and COVID-19 reagents into Boston Harbor. That’ll show those tyrannical science turds once and for all!

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.