The only way this could be better is if Max von Sydow were still alive so this Grim Reaper dude could play chess with him on the beach.

Daniel Uhlfelder, a lawyer from Florida, is protesting the reopening of Florida’s beaches in the coolest, most blunt way one can — by dressing as the Grim Reaper and haunting those stupid, stupid shores.

MR. REAPER: “I’m here today to try to make a point that we need to … I think it’s premature that we open our beaches. I’m a huge proponent of public beaches and I’ve been fighting for that for years, but I think that the danger of bringing people here to our area and spreading the virus, and I think it’s going to prolong the recovery we have, and I think that we should take better measures. Drawing people from all over the world to our beautiful beaches, it’s too soon.”

That is literally the coolest beach wear I have ever seen in my life. Even after this all blows over, I may want to co-opt this guy’s style. The umbrella is an especially nice touch.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its boffo sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.