Trump, who requested a mail ballot a month ago, says 'mail ballots are corrupt'

Oh, Jesus, watch this derrière-chapeau try to claim that mail-in ballots are the end of democracy (second tweet).

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TRUMP: “The other thing they wanted to do, which is crazy, at the end of the election they wanted to have one week for proxies to come in, or mail ballots. Now mail ballots, they cheat, okay? People cheat. Mail ballots are a very dangerous thing for this country because they’re cheaters.”

What a fucking fromage-pénis!

Yeah, mail-in ballots are for cheaters. Yup. You know, sometimes he's just a little right:

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— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) April 7, 2020

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Hypocrisy, thy name is Capt. Creamsicle McFartgobbler.

By the way, I live in Oregon, where everyone gets a mail-in ballot. Is he saying we’re all cheaters and our elections are 100 percent fraudulent?

I guess in Trump’s wee, febrile mind, if a state votes against him its election can’t possibly be legit.

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