Donald Trump thinks the woman he continually refers to as “Pocahontas” is too mean to be president. She’s not nice like, you know, him (second tweet):
REPORTER: “Do you think sexism was a factor in Elizabeth Warren pulling out, and do you believe you’ll see a female president in your lifetime?”
TRUMP: “No, I think lack of talent was her problem. She has a tremendous lack of talent. She was a good debater. She destroyed Mike Bloomberg very quickly, like it was nothing. That was easy for her. But people don’t like her. She’s a very mean person, and people don’t like her. People don’t want that. They like a person like me that’s not mean.”
I … what?
So Donald Trump used a coronavirus press conference to hurl unrelated and completely gratuitous insults at a woman who only yesterday was forced to abandon her long-held presidential aspirations and … his conclusion was that she’s too mean.
The guy who tried to rip health insurance away from his gravely ill infant nephew. Out of spite.
If only Elizabeth Warren were nice, like him.
Glad to see we no longer have to worry about sexist double standards or anything. Whew. What a relief.
Excuse me while I stick my head in a beluga whale’s asshole and bellow obscenities until the next neap tide.
I. Can’t. Even.
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