Oh, it’s like shooting transitional fish fossils in a barrel. 

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First, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rightly pointed out that Mike Pence is to science as Donald Trump is to leafy green vegetables:

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Of course, Ted Cruz thought he had his boy’s back:

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Not sure exactly what he’s trying to get at here. It’s probably some transphobic slur. I don’t happen to speak fluent asshole. Anyway, it did not go as planned for Mr. Science:

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Just as Ted Cruz can't see a Tiktaalik fossil with both fish-like and tetrapod-like characteristics, he apparently can’t imagine a woman who uses science for something other than measuring out cake ingredients.

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Don’t fret, Ted. Remember that God created aloe on the third day so you could soothe that wicked burn.

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