George Conway unspools *long* thread trashing Trump's geographical gormlessness

When Mike Pompeo instructed NPR reporter Mary Louise Kelly to point Ukraine out on a blank map, we all had some version of the same thought: Why doesn’t he ask his boss?

Well, George Conway, full-time Trump gadfly and part-time husband to Barbie Riefenstahl, pointed out in a recent Twitter thread just how fruitless such an exercise would be.

Enjoy. I know I did:

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Thanks for all you do, George Conway. When this is all over and I have to go back to hating you — well, we’ll always have (Donald Trump’s inability to locate) Paris.

Cheers

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