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It’s nearly weed o’clock out here on the Left Coast, but Gott im Himmel, I had to share this.

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Uh huh. Suffice to say, Trump’s thank-yous are unlike any you’ll ever encounter.

Have you ever seen better evidence that our leaders are all maleficent reptilian overlords bent on melting our brains and consigning us to indentured servitude on dilithium crystal mines near Betelgeuse? He looks like he’s about to spew venom at Dennis Nedry in Jurassic Park.

Ugh.

Was that woman trying to shoo everyone out of the Oval Office before Trump’s hide molted? 

Seriously.

Gross.

Is Trump still chafing your arse-cheeks? Then Dear Fcking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its super-fun sequels Dear Prsident A**clown: 101 More Rude Letters to Donald Trump and Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the pick-me-up you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And they’re way, way cheaper than therapy.