Biden's and Trump's farewell tweets to Booker show you everything you need to know about them

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First up … Gallant:

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And now … Goofus:

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Joe Biden isn’t my first choice — not by a long shot. But he might end up as our nominee. And wouldn’t you feel a lot better voting for the guy who wrote that first tweet than the dipshit troglodyte who wrote the second?

Cory Booker is everything Trump isn’t: brilliant, knowledgeable, moral, honest, and passionate about helping people and improving our country.

Given the choice between Booker and Biden, I’d choose Booker. But let’s face it — the gap between Trump and Biden is a huge fucking chasm, whereas the space between Booker and Biden, while pretty significant, is far narrower.

We can vote that second guy out of office. Then Booker will get the last laugh. And Biden too. And all the rest of us, for that matter.

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