Jesus Christ, this asshole.
All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 8, 2020
I don’t know about you, but reassurances from the guy who lies as much as he breathes are not apt to soothe me. I don’t know. Call me crazy.
The tone of Trump’s tweet sounds a bit like a guy whose grandma just caught him at a Tijuana donkey show.
I am not not mollified, dickface. Try again.
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