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'All is well!' tweets the guy who's nearly always wrong

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Jesus Christ, this asshole.

I don’t know about you, but reassurances from the guy who lies as much as he breathes are not apt to soothe me. I don’t know. Call me crazy.

The tone of Trump’s tweet sounds a bit like a guy whose grandma just caught him at a Tijuana donkey show.

I am not not mollified, dickface. Try again.

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