The best of the best: a budding Gung-Ho Psy-Ops recruit.
Okay, I just instagrammed with young Jacob Wohl and he told me the following. 👇🏻 pic.twitter.com/apABIrcdvZ
— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) January 3, 2020
Energetic but ineffectual young conservative operative Jacob Wohl is all-in on the prospect of war with Iran. Wohl is so into the idea, he told Right Richter that he’ll enlist in the military if the United States goes to war.
“If we go to war with Iran, I will enlist within 10 days,” Wohl said in an Instagram direct message.
Wohl says he’ll consider the United States at war with Iran if Congress authorizes the war or Trump uses a previous military authorization to attack. As for what branch he’ll join, Wohl says “probably the Army.”
Wohl’s hypothetical future platoon-mates might want to be aware that Wohl has a reputation for failing spectacularly. Last year, he teamed up with lobbyist Jack Burkman to smear Special Counsel Robert Mueller with a sexual assault allegation that completely collapsed when the alleged victim failed to show, then accused Wohl of making it all up. In April, The Daily Beast caught Wohl and Burkman trying to manufacture a similar allegation against Democratic presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg.
Any military recruiters, meanwhile, might be interested in Wohl’s history of faking death threats against himself, then reporting the bogus threats to law enforcement. In March, Wohl was caught faking threats with a dummy Twitter account during a trip to Minneapolis.
Charlie Kirk: 26 years old
Ben Shapiro: 34 years old
Tomi Lauren: 27 years old
Candace Owens: 30 years old
Eric Trump: 35 years old
Jacob Wohl: 22 years old
Fully-able-bodied persons. Go ASAP down to the nearest recruitment office to support the Presidenthttps://t.co/dlFVbRzeVO
— YS (@NYinLA2121) January 3, 2020