You cannot make this up. For the Xmas season until the bill of impeachment goes to the Senate, Trump wants to be able to fund-raise and frame media with historical revision by claiming he hasn’t been (yet) impeached.
Only in America. Because lawfare trumps semantics.
Note that this attempt also leverages meaning away from the House, as though a bicameral Congress is less than binary. Sorry, orange shysters, he’s still impeached and will be in perpetuity.