Four days ago, Rep. Mark Meadows posted this video of Nancy Pelosi while absurdly claiming that Donald Trump never attempted to bribe anyone.
Okay, fine. Clearly, Trump did try to bribe Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky by dangling foreign aid in front of him while asking for an investigation into one of his chief political opponents.
We can split hairs, agree to disagree, what have you.
But then, three days after waking up from his long winter’s nap, Trump posted this:
Because Nancy’s teeth were falling out of her mouth, and she didn’t have time to think! https://t.co/rx3pcyofip
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 15, 2019
Let’s fire up the Wayback Machine, shall we?
Seriously, is there no personal flaw — no matter how picayune — that Trump won’t attempt to project onto someone else?
In that video, it sounds like his dentures are either falling out of his mouth or attempting to reject their host. Either that or a park ranger shot him with a tranquilizer gun while he was rooting through the garbage searching for cheese-encrusted Carl’s Jr. wrappers.
If you gave me 30 minutes and 3 ounces of weed and then strapped me into one of those NASA centrifuges they use to simulate extreme G forces, I could get my point across better than Trump does in that video.
But, sure, by all means attack Nancy Pelosi for that thing that 100 percent applies to you. I’m sure no one will notice.
You are a very stable genius indeed, sir.
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