Michelle Obama shows how a real first lady does it; rushes to Greta Thunberg's defense

Before Melania Trump mounted a mealy-mouthed defense of the tweety turd she’s pledged her love and devotion to — in the process appearing to side with her bully of a husband amidst her anti-bullying crusade — a real first lady stepped up and defended climate change activist Greta Thunberg from the baleful shart-geyser currently squatting in the Oval Office. 

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As is her wont, Obama went high after the ocher abomination went — well, “low” doesn’t adequately describe it, does it?

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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 12, 2019

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I’m sure Greta appreciates the support, but I suspect she doesn’t much need it. She’s 10 times smarter than Trump and infinitely more dignified, serious, and moral.

Then again, so is my second-least-favorite intestinal fluke.

I reckon 100 times smarter is more accurate.

Thanks for the breath of fresh air, Michelle. It’s gotten pretty disgusting out here, as you know.

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