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That’s not a typo.

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Some reports said 2, but as we all know crowd estimation is a notoriously inexact science.

Hey, even Donald Trump’s inauguration had at least twice that many attendees.

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The “march,” which took place in Dallas on Saturday, was hosted by an anti-LGBTQ group called Protecting Our Next Generations. And it was, well, a colossal, ok boomer flop. Organizers had apparently expected a somewhat more robust attendance of 2,000 slack-jawed homophobes.

Advocate:

“I knew that attendance would be low, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that it was just them,” activist Soraya Colli told the Advocate.

Super Happy Fun America, the far-right group that organized the Boston Straight Pride Parade in August, had promised to send supporters to the event, according to the Dallas Voice.

But according to Colli, only two people showed up for much of the event. Both men were from Boston, the Dallas Voice reported; the local PONG member who organized the march was not present.

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— Soraya (@sorayathepariah) November 16, 2019

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— Soraya (@sorayathepariah) November 17, 2019

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— Soraya (@sorayathepariah) November 17, 2019

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So much for straight pride.

For the record, I’m a straight white male, and my life has indeed been very hard at times — but only because I was raised by Republicans.

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