My lord. Donald Trump would have made Sigmund Freud shart his brains down his breeches.
Yes, this was a … slip, of the Freudian variety. But, man, what a slip! And it arrives so soon after a Scottish fen full of “Obama could have been impeached” garble.
That’s not a word salad. That’s more like a word-hog-trough-full-of-circus-peanuts-and-premasticated-gum salad.
Oy. Someone lock this dude up. He’s not right in the head.
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