Now that our nation’s promises are worth less than a degree from Trump University, our enemies see openings wider than the Wiffleball holes in Donald Trump’s brain.
Julia Davis, a Russian media analyst who’s written for The Washington Post and The Daily Beast, recently unearthed the following gem from Russian state TV. And it’s hard to argue that this righteous spike to our perpetually rose-hued faces wasn’t perfectly set up by the soft, clammy touch of one DJT:
“Americans betray everyone and can’t be trusted.” Wait a second, pal. That’s my country you’re talking about! And, oh yeah, you’re right. Can’t really argue with that one, can I? Carry on.
Hey, but don’t make deals with Russia, FFS. The country is run by a tyrannical despot obsessed with consolidating power and amassing obscene wealth and … Okay, yeah, I got nothin’.
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