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Mark Hamill goes full Jedi on Jared and Ivanka

I’m actually more of a Star Trek nerd than a Star Wars nerd, but hey, I like ‘em both. And this made my midichlorian count soar.

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And of course the Kushner spawn wants to dress as a stormtrooper. I mean, his grandpa wants to be Emperor Palpatine. It only make sense.

Sadly, Kushner himself is a poor man’s Salacious B. Crumb. And Ivanka is no Princess Leia. 

And now that I’ve totally outed myself as a hopeless geek, I’ll show myself out.

Live long and prosper, and may the Force be with you. Except for you, Kushner. Go suck a lightsaber.

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