I donned my World War I-era gas mask, dove into the mustard-gas-and-farts trench that is Donald Trump’s squalid excuse for a mind, and found this gem for you.

You can thank me later.

Also:

What. An. Asshole.

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Oh, because you’re so full of sweetness and light.

#BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest #BeBest 

Oh, and she might actually have a “bright and wonderful future” if a semi-sentient Macy’s blimp weren’t standing in her way. Also, she’s done more for humanity in a year than this useless waste of squash rind has done in his entire life.

Glare away, Greta. We got your back.

UPDATE: Greta trolls the ocher ape with a change to her Twitter bio:

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Aaaannnddddd Donald Trump has now officially lost a Twitter fight with a teenager.

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