Adam Schiff: The whistleblower has agreed to testify — as soon as this week

Well, that escalated quickly:

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I can only assume Schiff and the rest of the committee will have some questions.

I know I have a few.

Like … “Do you think Donald Trump is guilty?” and “Exactly how guilty do you think Donald Trump is?”

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