Honestly, this may be the saddest “comedy” bit I’ve ever seen. And I once watched an entire Gallagher special on TV with my dad.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Get it? She’s using plastic straws to suck on a steak! And the steak has energy-inefficient light bulbs on it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
The planet is dying! Fucking hilarious!
You know, Laura, that’s really quite droll. But it would be even funnier if you lit a wildfire in the Fox News studio and had your producer launch a fusillade of oil-covered ducks through it with a T-shirt cannon. Then I’d really be triggered.
But whatever you need to do to sell more Fungi-Nail, I guess.
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