If only our pr*sident loved the state of California this much. At least we know he cares about Putin, though, if not the 40 million people who live in our largest state.

CNN:

US President Donald Trump offered Russian President Vladimir Putin assistance in fighting vast wildfires in Siberia during a phone call on Wednesday, the Kremlin said in a statement.  

Putin saw the gesture as a step towards warmer relations between both countries, the Kremlin wrote.  
“The president of Russia praised this move by the President of the United States as a guarantee that in the future it will be possible to restore full-fledged relations between the two countries,” it said.

Contrast that with this:

Get your rakes out, Californians. You’re on your own.

I guess this is what Trump means by “America first.”

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