After The Baltimore Sun declared that “it’s better to have a few rats than to be one,” #TrumpIsARat started trending on Twitter.
Obama = still loved and respected all over the world— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) July 28, 2019
Trump = greeted with a diaper balloon wherever he goes#TrumpIsARat
You're in a real fuhrer today, aren't you, Don?#TrumpIsARat— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) July 28, 2019
There.— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) July 28, 2019
Baltimore edition, tweet #2.
🔥#Nostradumbass strikes again!
h/t @atrupar for finding these gems.#TrumpIsARat #WhitePeopleAgainstRacism #sundaymorning pic.twitter.com/zZ1y9llpvf
Many people are saying that trump shouldn't be throwing stones in his glass house attack on Baltimore.— BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) July 28, 2019
But, to be fair, how ELSE can he get rid of all the rats, roaches, and flies in his OWN trump tower restaurants? #TrumpIsARat#SundayMorning https://t.co/3LrSs3QX4I
With apologies to rats, of course:
Yeah, good point. Rats are nice … and usually pretty agile and svelte.
Then again, #TrumpIsACapybara doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.
On the other hand …
And before you ask — yes, I can totally picture Trump fighting a baby raccoon to the death over a cheese-encrusted Arby’s wrapper. So maybe “rat” is the proper appellation after all.
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