28 women were flown to Mar-a-Lago for 'VIP party'; only Trump and Epstein were there

Donald Trump now claims he “wasn’t a fan” of gross skeev-monster Jeffrey Epstein, but history tells a different story.

Courtesy of The New York Times, here’s another anecdote that will leave you regretting that you no longer have eyes to gouge out after reading the last Trump-Epstein story.

The year was 1992 and the event was a “calendar girl” competition, something that George Houraney, a Florida-based businessman who ran American Dream Enterprise, had organized at Mr. Trump’s request.

“I arranged to have some contestants fly in,” Mr. Houraney recalled in an interview on Monday. “At the very first party, I said, ‘Who’s coming tonight? I have 28 girls coming.’ It was him and Epstein.”

Mr. Houraney, who had just partnered with Mr. Trump to host events at his casinos, said he was surprised. “I said, ‘Donald, this is supposed to be a party with V.I.P.s. You’re telling me it’s you and Epstein?’”

The story also notes that Trump and Epstein were fast friends for years, but the relationship reportedly soured in the wake of a failed business arrangement. You mean, Trump turned on Epstein over a business deal and not because he’s such an upstanding pillar of the community? You don’t say!

Say, remember when Republican political operative Lee Atwater said he’d make Willie Horton Michael Dukakis’ running mate? Trump-Epstein 2020 has a certain ring to it, doesn’t it?

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