Well, Republicans elected a guy who body-slammed a reporter and another one who confessed to serial sexual assault. Why not a guy who can’t spell his own name?
In an FEC filing to officially kick off his run at a U.S. Senate seat, former Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach — who, ironically, would probably purge a voter for forgetting a period in her middle initial — spelled his name as “Chris Kobach.”
Why? There are a several competing theories, but by far the most compelling one is he’s a fucking moron.
He soon corrected it, but you can see why Donald Trump trusted him to weed out all that nonexistent voter fraud, right?
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