Trump claims AOC 'knows nothing,' rants and raves 'like a lunatic'

Pot, meet kettle.

The Hill:

President Trump reportedly praised Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) for having a “certain talent,” going so far as to compare her to the former first lady of Argentina, Eva Perón.

But the president tempered that praise by saying that the freshman lawmaker “knows nothing,” according to the soon-to-be released book, “American Carnage: On the Front Lines of the Republican Civil War and the Rise of President Trump,” The Guardian reported.

Trump reportedly said in an interview for the book that he first came across Ocasio-Cortez during her primary race against former Rep. Joseph Crowley (D-N.Y.) and  told Politico's Tim Alberta that he saw a “young woman” on the television “ranting and raving like a lunatic on a street corner, and I said: ‘That’s interesting, go back.’”

Uh, where to start?

Well, AOC has made a few gaffes, such as claiming the unemployment is low because people have multiple jobs.

But here’s the difference: When she says something false, she doesn’t keep repeating the falsehood in perpetuity. She actually learns from her mistakes. And she’s a 29-year-old congresswoman, not a 73-year-old “president.”

Also, she knows health insurance doesn’t cost $12 a year.

Somehow she knows we didn’t have airports during the Revolutionary War.

She comes prepared to hearings. Extremely well prepared, in fact.

She never claimed U.S. Steel is building six new plants that U.S. Steel knows nothing about.

She never had to call Mike Flynn in the middle of the night to try to find out what a strong dollar means for the economy.

Oh, I could go on and on and on.

And on.

Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt, Donnie!

Wait, that doesn’t make any sense.

***Drinks coffee***

You’re a sweaty, distended pig's bladder stuffed with cotton candy, circus peanuts, and primal shame.

That doesn’t make much sense either, but it makes a little more sense. Let’s go with that.

-fin-

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