Hey, look! Donald Trump said/tweeted/belched/farted/semaphore-flagged something profoundly dishonest, and he’s being called out for it!
Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is, never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a whip-smart millennial on Twitter when political death is on the line!
First of all, Ocasio-Cortez’s actual quote was “I think that we have a very real risk of losing the presidency to Donald Trump if we don’t have a presidential candidate that’s fighting for true transformational change in lives of working people in the United States.”
And secondly, she’s a former bartender. She knows how to deal with fatuous, slavering land manatees who don’t make a whit of sense.
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