Trump quotes AOC out of context; she responds; you know the rest

Hey, look! Donald Trump said/tweeted/belched/farted/semaphore-flagged something profoundly dishonest, and he’s being called out for it!

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Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is, never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a whip-smart millennial on Twitter when political death is on the line!

First of all, Ocasio-Cortez’s actual quote was “I think that we have a very real risk of losing the presidency to Donald Trump if we don’t have a presidential candidate that’s fighting for true transformational change in lives of working people in the United States.”

And secondly, she’s a former bartender. She knows how to deal with fatuous, slavering land manatees who don’t make a whit of sense.

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Bye, indeed. 

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