Trump wishes Japanese military a happy Memorial Day

And a very merry Christmas to all our Saudi friends!

x

Also, happy Fourth of July to the Queen! 

Is Kushner on this trip? Because the last thing the Japanese want to see is another fat man and little boy.

I swear, I’m going to die of embarrassment before this is all over. For reals.

Is Trump still singeing your sphincter? Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump and its breathlessly awaited sequel Dear F*cking Moron: 101 More Letters to Donald Trump by Aldous J. Pennyfarthing are the salve you need! Reviewers have called these books “hysterically funny,” “cathartic,” and “laugh-out-loud” comic relief. And you can get them for less than the price of a cup of coffee … or a black-market Xanax … or five minutes of therapy. It’s time to heal, my friends. Buy now!

Advertisements

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.