Ohio KKK rally draws nine racists, hundreds of counterprotesters

Nine.

Nine people.

Jeb Bush’s “please clap” rally had a better turnout. This is more like the Tuesday early lunch crowd at a Green Bay strip club.

Looks like we will replace you, assholes. In fact, we already have.

The Hill:

A Klu Klux Klan (KKK) rally held in Dayton, Ohio, on Saturday drew only nine members to the event and hundreds of counterprotesters.

The rally was held in the center of downtown Dayton at Courthouse Square and was hosted by the Honorable Sacred Knights of Indiana, which has been identified by the Southern Poverty Law Center as a KKK hate group.

[O]n the opposite side of Courthouse Square, hundreds of counterprotesters could be seen swarming the area for much of the rally, which lasted roughly three hours.

So sad. I give it three Cryin’ Kavanaughs.

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Nine sad little protesters. For God’s sake, Donald Trump’s West Wing has more Nazis in it.

Crawl back under the rock now, dickheads. You are not welcome.

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