Oh, my God. I love when Monday blesses us with a schadenfreude-storm.
Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocy wanted to talk to New Yorkers this morning about a proposal to ban texting while crossing the street, but they were far more interested in a ban on right-wing doofuses asking stupid questions.
You will enjoy this. Oh, yes, you will.
Is Douche on the Loosh a regular F&F feature? I confess I rarely watch the show. If so, they may want to fly him to Branson, Missouri, for these. Bransonites might revere him as a golden god, like when the Ewoks found C3PO on Endor.
In New York, though? I imagine they equate appearing on Fox with being photographed walking out of a Bangkok brothel with your pants around your ankles.
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